Sabcarfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident butterfly.

Sabcarfeb created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcarfeb, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabcarfeb, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sabcarfeb's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sabcarfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Sabcarfeb loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Never mention manatees.