Arnjamjig Queegmigkapnutyamnurldod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful manatee.

Arnjamjig Queegmigkapnutyamnurldod created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnjamjig Queegmigkapnutyamnurldod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arnjamjig Queegmigkapnutyamnurldod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Arnjamjig Queegmigkapnutyamnurldod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Arnjamjig Queegmigkapnutyamnurldod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing pink hats.

5. Never eat gooseberries.