Tagstaffig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless dryad.

Tagstaffig created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagstaffig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagstaffig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tagstaffig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tagstaffig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never stain your chest with mauve.

4. Tagstaffig loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help badgers.