Matdudraw is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witty shark.

Matdudraw created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Matdudraw, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matdudraw, he will turn you into a slug.

Matdudraw's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Matdudraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Matdudraw's priests.

2. Do not take Matdudraw's name in vain.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Matdudraw.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.