Rutbuspop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humorless ant.

Rutbuspop created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbuspop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutbuspop, he will curse you with boils.

Rutbuspop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rutbuspop's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while unclean.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Rutbuspop loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rutbuspop.

5. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.