Minyarbemhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful grasshopper.

Minyarbemhen created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minyarbemhen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minyarbemhen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Minyarbemhen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Minyarbemhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Never paint your hands mauve.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.