Siscamloop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing hyena.

Siscamloop created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Siscamloop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Siscamloop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Siscamloop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Siscamloop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Siscamloop.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.