Mit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Mit created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mit, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Do not gather at wells at midday.

3. Never mix oranges with ash.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Feed all hungry ants.