Rakgontetti is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-powerful badger.

Rakgontetti created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rakgontetti, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakgontetti, she will send you a sign.

Rakgontetti's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rakgontetti's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink bats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to cats while wearing black hats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured gulls.