Ortganmig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid mouse.

Ortganmig created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortganmig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ortganmig, he will make you grow a tail.

Ortganmig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ortganmig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine rats approach from the north.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.