Arncarrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud horse.

Arncarrutt created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncarrutt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arncarrutt, he will turn you into a sheep.

Arncarrutt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arncarrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Arncarrutt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never talk about spacetime.