Hudgunmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy elephant.

Hudgunmig created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudgunmig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hudgunmig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hudgunmig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hudgunmig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudgunmig.

4. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing green kilts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.