Bemmip Gadcitbep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able camel.

Bemmip Gadcitbep created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemmip Gadcitbep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemmip Gadcitbep, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bemmip Gadcitbep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bemmip Gadcitbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never jump in autumn.

5. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.