Yakcutpinditcibhatsaskan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest butterfly.

Yakcutpinditcibhatsaskan created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yakcutpinditcibhatsaskan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yakcutpinditcibhatsaskan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yakcutpinditcibhatsaskan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yakcutpinditcibhatsaskan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shoes.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.