Jigfunfad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing wyrm.

Jigfunfad created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigfunfad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigfunfad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jigfunfad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jigfunfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Hide from white mites for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.