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She takes the form of a small, weak wolf.

Vagnatwadkansitquamgupdit created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnatwadkansitquamgupdit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vagnatwadkansitquamgupdit, she will turn you into a rat.

Vagnatwadkansitquamgupdit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vagnatwadkansitquamgupdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms pink.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.