Talrakmet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless jellyfish.

Talrakmet created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Talrakmet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Talrakmet, he will try to impress you with trees.

Talrakmet's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Talrakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing orange trousers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.