Likfligfet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless yak.

Likfligfet created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfligfet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likfligfet, he will turn you into a hamster.

Likfligfet's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Likfligfet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sheep approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Likfligfet loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Worship no other gods but Likfligfet.