Yokqueegyok is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic dragon.

Yokqueegyok created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokqueegyok, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yokqueegyok, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yokqueegyok's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yokqueegyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing shorts.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Always remove boots before touching titanium.

4. Never gather eight goats near towers.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing white corsets and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.