Hinkadkik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind chicken.

Hinkadkik created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkadkik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinkadkik, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hinkadkik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hinkadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Do not take Hinkadkik's name in vain.