Nullbutmap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome mink.

Nullbutmap created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbutmap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nullbutmap, she will turn you into a worm.

Nullbutmap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nullbutmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not keep seven monkeys in a large pit.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.