Yarlbellgat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever turtle.

Yarlbellgat created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbellgat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarlbellgat, it will turn you into a goat.

Yarlbellgat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yarlbellgat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlbellgat.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never think about optics near voles while wearing magenta hats and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.