Tafhatlim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic newt.

Tafhatlim created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafhatlim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tafhatlim, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tafhatlim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tafhatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.