Flowyattmum Kingidgom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, impressive cobra.

Flowyattmum Kingidgom created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowyattmum Kingidgom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowyattmum Kingidgom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flowyattmum Kingidgom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flowyattmum Kingidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never feed lentils to badgers while wearing green ear rings.

3. Always obey Flowyattmum Kingidgom's priests.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.