Nuttenfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing crane.

Nuttenfut created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttenfut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nuttenfut, it will turn you into a snail.

Nuttenfut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nuttenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttenfut.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing purple rings.