Cubkiksat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy pig.

Cubkiksat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubkiksat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubkiksat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cubkiksat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cubkiksat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cubkiksat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.