Hatquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty lizard.

Hatquaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatquaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatquaf, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hatquaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hatquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not take Hatquaf's name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.