Vogmanpag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive hare.

Vogmanpag created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogmanpag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vogmanpag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vogmanpag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vogmanpag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mice approach from the east.

2. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing hats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.