Listmegbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, loving tapir.

Listmegbat created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listmegbat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listmegbat, it will be very unhappy.

Listmegbat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Listmegbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never mix coconuts with water.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing white skirts and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not make images of living things.