Cutcutwad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying whale.

Cutcutwad created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutcutwad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutcutwad, she will cry a lot.

Cutcutwad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cutcutwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Cutcutwad on top of important buildings.

5. Do not take Cutcutwad's name in vain.