Cisspibjigkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited rat.

Cisspibjigkip created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisspibjigkip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cisspibjigkip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cisspibjigkip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cisspibjigkip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing yellow shoes and balancing nine carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Never write about comets.