Godsakrill is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud armadillo.

Godsakrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godsakrill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Godsakrill, he will turn you into a hamster.

Godsakrill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Godsakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with fawn markings.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.