Cidnibbass is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, stupid hamster.

Cidnibbass created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnibbass, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cidnibbass, he will strike you with lightening.

Cidnibbass' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cidnibbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Cidnibbass.