Witbimwot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless chinchilla.

Witbimwot created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Witbimwot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Witbimwot, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Witbimwot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Witbimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Witbimwot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if six swans approach from the south.