Bafgebwap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring capybara.

Bafgebwap created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgebwap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafgebwap, she will turn you into a slug.

Bafgebwap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bafgebwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bafgebwap on top of all buildings.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Do not cook food in pots.