Ratnill is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured owl.

Ratnill created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnill, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ratnill, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ratnill's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ratnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear white shirts.

4. Retreat if four doves approach from the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.