Quathindim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciless duck.

Quathindim created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quathindim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quathindim, he will laugh at you.

Quathindim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quathindim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Quathindim loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to birds while wearing gray ear rings.