Vonkjigtin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind gerbil.

Vonkjigtin created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkjigtin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vonkjigtin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vonkjigtin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vonkjigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.