Tardaghon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, caring chinchilla.

Tardaghon created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tardaghon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tardaghon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tardaghon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tardaghon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six turtles approach from the east.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always help doves.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.