Sogstervon Babflatrak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise ferret.

Sogstervon Babflatrak created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Sogstervon Babflatrak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sogstervon Babflatrak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sogstervon Babflatrak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sogstervon Babflatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing fawn coats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your neck mauve.