Bidfarbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate hyena.

Bidfarbop created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidfarbop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bidfarbop, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bidfarbop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bidfarbop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidfarbop.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidfarbop.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Respect your elders.