Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous slug.

Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg, she will remove you from existence.

Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Put Cutpasdinflyvonkbafmeg first in all things.

4. Never wear purple trousers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.