Satkemflig Hapvabbun is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome swan.

Satkemflig Hapvabbun created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Satkemflig Hapvabbun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Satkemflig Hapvabbun, he will curse you with boils.

Satkemflig Hapvabbun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Satkemflig Hapvabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Satkemflig Hapvabbun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill swans.