Yoktaldit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, temperamental centipede.

Yoktaldit created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Yoktaldit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yoktaldit, it will turn you into a rock.

Yoktaldit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yoktaldit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. You must love Yoktaldit.

4. Yoktaldit loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.