Botwab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humorless wombat.

Botwab created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botwab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Botwab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Botwab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Botwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Botwab on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sprint near grasshopers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.