Buskabzen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating goat.

Buskabzen created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Buskabzen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Buskabzen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Buskabzen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Buskabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Buskabzen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.