Bissbatvab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced sheep.

Bissbatvab created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bissbatvab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bissbatvab, it will turn you into a rock.

Bissbatvab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bissbatvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.