Lattarmilkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak hippopotamus.

Lattarmilkim created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lattarmilkim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lattarmilkim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lattarmilkim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lattarmilkim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lattarmilkim.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must pray to Lattarmilkim five times a day.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Lattarmilkim in the centre of the settlement.