Flowhunpak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome butterfly.

Flowhunpak created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowhunpak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flowhunpak, she will turn you into a frog.

Flowhunpak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flowhunpak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never mark doors with brown.

5. Do not resist fate.