Armflabfon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm wren.

Armflabfon created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armflabfon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Armflabfon, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Armflabfon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Armflabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never chant in the presence of otters.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak about peas.