Jangodarf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise spider.

Jangodarf created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangodarf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jangodarf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jangodarf's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jangodarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three shrews in one place.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Do not hop at mountains.