Yogflatlip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless parrot.

Yogflatlip created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogflatlip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogflatlip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yogflatlip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yogflatlip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yogflatlip.

2. Do not take Yogflatlip's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogflatlip.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.