Bedsidsab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful toad.

Bedsidsab created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedsidsab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bedsidsab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bedsidsab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bedsidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing violet skirts.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to pigs while wearing gray coats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.