Catfumfud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet dolphin.

Catfumfud created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catfumfud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catfumfud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Catfumfud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Catfumfud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never sing in holy places.