Dubhotrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable hummingbird.

Dubhotrill created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubhotrill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubhotrill, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dubhotrill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dubhotrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always help voles.

3. You must pray to Dubhotrill eight times a day.

4. Dubhotrill loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not record numbers concerning planets.