Matgesshub is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident crocodile.

Matgesshub created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Matgesshub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matgesshub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Matgesshub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Matgesshub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing magenta kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.

2. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Matgesshub.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.