Mifdadyok is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud goblin.

Mifdadyok created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Mifdadyok, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifdadyok, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mifdadyok's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mifdadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. You must pray to Mifdadyok three times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.