Pigvabstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy eagle.

Pigvabstan created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigvabstan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pigvabstan, it will manifest in front of you.

Pigvabstan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pigvabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing green boots and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.