Karzigsig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered owl.

Karzigsig created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karzigsig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karzigsig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Karzigsig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Karzigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never bounce near great tits.

3. Karzigsig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.