Badfublun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish bird.

Badfublun created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Badfublun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Badfublun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Badfublun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Badfublun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Badfublun first in all things.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Learn six new languages a year.