Budmispit Cudtarpfet Stanquilldav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud goose.

Budmispit Cudtarpfet Stanquilldav created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Budmispit Cudtarpfet Stanquilldav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budmispit Cudtarpfet Stanquilldav, she will come to you in dreams.

Budmispit Cudtarpfet Stanquilldav's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Budmispit Cudtarpfet Stanquilldav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.