Yatcumyat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying grasshopper.

Yatcumyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Yatcumyat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatcumyat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yatcumyat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yatcumyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not name children after pigs.