Sissabsas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, able butterfly.

Sissabsas created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sissabsas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sissabsas, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sissabsas' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sissabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to aardvarks while wearing mauve rings.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Sissabsas loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.