Leg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish wyrm.

Leg created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Leg, she will ignore you.

Leg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Leg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.